1. aktx:

    tarntino:

    me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

    white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

    (via striped-sweater-all-the-time)

     
  2. infectecl:

    I JUST REALIZED SHE IS SINGING INTO A VIBRATOR

    (Source: biblicalfag, via laughbitches)

     
  3. porndirector:

    When I get hit on

    (via laughbitches)

     
     
  4. quickweaves:

    samirafierce:

    vinebox:

    shoutout to oxygen

    This is life literally

    ON MY MAMA I BE BREATHING

    (Source: vinebox, via striped-sweater-all-the-time)

     
     

  5. grvm:

    when your friend tells you about their crush

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    when you have sex with your friend’s crush

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    (via striped-sweater-all-the-time)

     

  6. armadillo:

    when your friends make plans right in front of you and dont invite youimage

    (Source: armadillo, via laughbitches)

     

  7. harrystylesdildo:

    cosbyykidd:

    harrystylesdildo:

    When he say he gonna eat ya ass and you aint showered yet

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    I’ll see yall in church

    When yall see each other in church the day after he ate ya dirty ass

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    (via laughbitches)